So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
