The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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