I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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