Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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