he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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