That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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