honey bunches of taint.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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