Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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