What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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