you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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