I wanna bring you to show and tell
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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