Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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