And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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