He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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