I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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