I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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