Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Randomize
