Are we in a gay sports bar?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
wow bdsm is so cute
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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