Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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