I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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