She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
