awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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