so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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