you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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