Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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