My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize