I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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