That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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