I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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