After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
