I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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