Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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