I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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