Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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