Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
