worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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