We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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