This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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