Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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