Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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