I feel like I'm in dance class right now
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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