Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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