Yo dont text me then not text me
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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