Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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