Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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