Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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