Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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