That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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