true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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