exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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