So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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