I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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