I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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