Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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