me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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