It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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