Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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