But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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